How is an e-book better than a latte?

18 Jan

Calories in a latte: 380

Calories in an e-book: 0

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Cost of a latte: $4.55 (plus tax)

Cost of an e-book: $2.99

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Latte: Gone in a few minutes

e-book: Hours of entertainment

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Latte addiction rate: 100%

e-book addiction rate: 100%

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Well, 3 out of 4 ain’t bad!

So you see? An e-book is better than a latte.

Speaking of which, did you know I have four e-books out right now? (Great segue, right?)

They’re on sale $1.00 off each off for a limited time (Friday, January 18 – Monday, January 21).

These books are brand-new to all digital formats: Ready to rock on the iPhone, Palm, or even your computer via PDF and plain text formats. Easy, quick, one-click.

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Here’s what I’ve got:

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DARK LULLABY (fiction) Rock ‘n roll will never die when vampires invade L.A. in the early 1970s.

GHOST WRITER (fiction) Called a “bizarre menage a trois between Stephen King, Candace Bushnell & Sarah Silverman” by screenwriter Peter Atkins (he should know!)

50 YEARS OF GHOST MOVIES (non-fiction) Such tantalizing tidbits as the tagline for The Tenant: “Nobody does it to you like Roman Polanski!”

ANIMAL MOVIES GUIDE (non-fiction) The ultimate omnibus critters in cinema from Rin Tin-Tin to that kickass cougar in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Buy a book and you don’t like it? No problem, no hassle, no questions asked. Better than a money-back guarantee, I’ll buy you a cup of coffee. (Honest: I swear on the grave of Juan Valdez!)

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Remember…

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This special introductory offer is good from
Friday (1/18) through Monday (1/21) ONLY!

(This applies to gift books, too: send directly to any friend via email)

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  • Dark Lullaby Coupon Code:  FY57F

  • Ghost Writer Coupon Code: RK75R

  • 50 Years of Ghost Movies Coupon Code: VM94M

  • Animal Movies Guide Coupon Code:  JG48J

But wait…! There’s more…

If you buy two or more books, drop me a line and I will put you in a drawing to win a paperback copy of my anthology “Horrors of the Holy“.

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For those who prefer AMAZON… no coupons, but still only $2.99 and $3.99 per book/s LINK

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2 Responses to “How is an e-book better than a latte?”

  1. Thomas Hay January 18, 2013 at 3:33 am #

    Very clever. You got my attention. It’s much better than the blue lite special at Walmart.

    • stacilaynewilson January 18, 2013 at 4:15 am #

      Thanks! I tried to make it fun and put some thought into what *I’d* want to see. (Besides, I couldn’t do the blue-light special because I forgot to pay my electric bill!)

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